The Melon Patch Old Jeopardy Dog is getting down very clever, Musky.
Let's head for the melon patch while he's still in the river.
Mm-mm, three and a half acres, and it's all ours, boys.
Get out of here, you cotton-picking melon moochers!
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Get out of here, you cotton-picking melon moochers!
This is a recording.
For an old guy, Jeopardy Dog sure gets around fast.
Let's head for the persimmon tree.
Mm-mm, just right for picking, Tycoon.
I'll hold the basket.
You boys climb up and shake.
We're shaking it, Musky.
Old Jeopardy Dog seems to be everywhere today.
Yep, if we want anything to eat, we're sure gonna have to start thinking.
Start begging, Vince.
Right over that way, boy.
We'll work on this end.
We're almost ready, Tycoon.
Wonder how Vince is doing.
There, that does it.
Okay, boys, all set.
What in tarnation is all that hooting about in there?
Oh, me!
I'll teach them a thing or two.
Mm-mm.
Man,
that's a lot of work.
We're gonna starve with old Jeopardy Dog around.
Yeah, I wish we could get rid of the old boy for a while.
Bright Light's the name, sonny.
Benjamin Bright Light.
Theatrical agent, yeah.
I'm looking for a hero type, about so big.
Gotta be a good traveler, and I'll make a star out of him overnight.
Hero type, eh?
Yeah, a splendid opportunity for the right hero.
Contact me if you find the type, boys.
Say, let's get Jeopardy Dog the job.
Then he'll leave with Bright Light, and we'll be... Yay!
And we'll be free, free, free!
We'll make a hero out of old Jeopardy Dog.
Now, here's the plan.
Ain't that convincing, Muskie?
Mr. Bright Light, Mr. Bright Light, I got just the man for you.
It's old Jeopardy Dog.
He's about the heroinest hero in the South.
Help!
Help, I said!
There he goes now.
Watch this.
Ah, it's only Muskie.
Hoo-wee!
Oh, no!
Whoa!
Gotta make old Jeopardy Dog look good.
Look at that boy swim up the waterfall there, Mr. Bright Light.
Hoo-wee, what a rescue.
Hmm, not bad.
Not bad at all.
Hooray for the hero!
Hooray for old Jeopardy Dog!
Hooray!
Sign this contract, handsome, and I'll make you a star over me.
Me a handsome hero star!
We did it, boys.
We won't see old Jeopardy Dog for a long time.
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
I bet they want me to be ringmaster because I talk so clear.
I always wanted to be a circus star, Mr. Bright Light, sir.
You'll be right up there with all the other stars, handsome.
Have a look.
You're just the right caliber.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, the world's fastest traveling animal.
No, just a doggone lip.
Too much gunpowder again.
Yeah, I lose more heroes that way, but, well, that's your business.
I sure hope old Jeopardy Dog's getting a bang out of his new job.
He's probably flying high right now.
And we gonna be flying high with a egg fry there, boys.
Jeopardy Dog, we thought you was on your new job there, boy.
I just been fired.
But I'm back on this job, and don't you ever forget it.
My head bone. 210 شرط می‌بندم می‌خوان من رئیس سیرک بشم، چون خیلی واضح حرف می‌زنم.
من همیشه می‌خواستم یه ستاره سیرک بشم، آقای برایت لایت.
خوشتیپ، تو هم اون بالا کنار بقیه ستاره‌ها خواهی بود.
یه نگاه بنداز.
تو دقیقاً همون چیزی هستی که می‌خوام.
خانم‌ها و آقایان، سریع‌ترین حیوون دنیا.
نه، فقط یه سگ زبون دراز.
بازم باروت زیاد بود.
آره، من قهرمان‌های زیادی رو اینجوری از دست میدم، ولی خب، این دیگه مشکل خودته.
امیدوارم جِئوپاردی داگ از شغل جدیدش لذت ببره.
احتمالاً الان داره تو آسمونا پرواز می‌کنه.
و ما هم با یه املت حسابی پرواز خواهیم کرد، بچه‌ها.
جِئوپاردی داگ، فکر کردیم سر کار جدیدتی.
منو اخراج کردن.
ولی من برگشتم سر همین کار، و اینو هیچوقت یادتون نره.
کله‌ی پوکم.